Wednesday, 6 January 2010

An enigma of pinkness and palm trees

There can be few of us who have not wondered... just what was the relationship between the delectable Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward and Jeff Tracy?

He was clearly some years the elder, but it does seem that Lady Penelope was somewhat estranged from her parents; perhaps Jeff was something of a father-figure as well as a colleague in the rescuing business? And surely there was some deep intimacy - if not ultimately physically expressed - between them. He called her 'Penny' and she would interrupt her afternoon tea to receive his calls.

I've always been just a little in love with Lady P. She's a bad girl, really. She employs a convicted criminal, she smokes, tools around the place in a heavily-armed Roller, wears furs, and never wears a seat-belt. Mad, bad and dangerous to know. You couldn't blame old Jeff, now could you?

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