tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5304992254464613873.post2853698685224943989..comments2023-03-22T15:34:30.380+00:00Comments on The Quizzical Observer: Thinking...The Quizzical Observerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485612545219110849noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5304992254464613873.post-62287089623746392432010-02-08T12:53:32.600+00:002010-02-08T12:53:32.600+00:00PS - where's my lolly?PS - where's my lolly?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5304992254464613873.post-35159904254938720052010-02-08T12:53:03.038+00:002010-02-08T12:53:03.038+00:00I don't know. Matron got barred from the Yob ...I don't know. Matron got barred from the Yob & ASBO (something to do with arm wrestling) and she's trying to persuade the Chav & Hoodie or The Burberry Arms to let her back in if she promises she won't do that thing with the dominoes again. It frightened the old folk and the dog and someone had words about the stain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5304992254464613873.post-2943256808117610352010-02-04T18:17:38.401+00:002010-02-04T18:17:38.401+00:00Excellent, Mrs E. Well done. Here is a lollipop.
...Excellent, Mrs E. Well done. Here is a lollipop.<br /><br />Oh, and could you introduce me to your Matron? I feel we should get on.The Quizzical Observerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09485612545219110849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5304992254464613873.post-88839637033014230652010-02-04T12:43:58.312+00:002010-02-04T12:43:58.312+00:00Sir, Please sir (get off me Hudson, I know this!) ...Sir, Please sir (get off me Hudson, I know this!) - 3 bricks weigh 6lb. They aren't much use for anything though, except chucking as you run past the Yob & ASBO or to stop Matron in her tracks. It's like watching a Mighty Redwood hit the forest floor, complete with panicking wildlife, except a mighty Redwood wouldn't chuck the bricks back at you.<br /><br />Sir, please sir, make Hudson stop!<br /><br /><br />Mrs E (O Level Maths (Failed))Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5304992254464613873.post-25910976229499886752010-02-04T12:22:59.693+00:002010-02-04T12:22:59.693+00:00Sir, please Sir, I know how much the beer and matc...Sir, please Sir, I know how much the beer and matches cost Sir! The beer is £1.05 and the matches is 5p, and I know this 'cos Matron sends me down to the Yob And ASBO to get them. I tried them once. I liked the matches (pretty flames ...) but the beer tasted funny and made me feel sick. Matron says I'll get used to it.<br /><br />Mrs EAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com